Foot Guns Is BACK (With A(i) New Voice)
Hal closed the pod bay doors on Boomer. The Computer has spoken
Welcome to the NEW Foot Guns!
Just like the old product the newly reworked Crypto Foot Guns daily market brief cuts through the noise — one message, every morning at 8am EST (premium subs - weekly for free), covering everything a crypto trader needs.
It opens with a BTC technical snapshot (price, RSI, key moving averages, Bollinger bands), and feedback on how to interpret these indicators. Alongside the technical is the macro backdrop (DXY, Treasury yields, S&P 500, VIX) so you know the full risk environment in five seconds. From there it layers in market sentiment with Fear & Greed chart and the day's three most actionable headlines.
A brand new feature is our live P&L report from our autonomous trading strategies. More details are available to premium subscribers.
Lastly, a new bankruptcy/foreclosure watch highlights systemic stress before it hits the tape. Each edition closes with what to watch tomorrow and a pull quote worth thinking about.
Say good bye to Boomer opinions and hello to procured market data and live trading bot reports!
“Bitcoin fell in both the first and second quarters of 2026, only the third time it has opened a year that way.” — CoinDesk
📊 BTC Market Snapshot
BTC: $60,358 (+3.1%)
• RSI(14): 35.0 — oversold
• SMA20: $62,489 | SMA50: $68,098
• MACDh: +60 (flattening, attempting turn)
• Bollinger Bands: $57,745 – $67,233
• Volume: 35.3B (+28% above avg)
Read: Bouncing off lower Bollinger band after testing $58.5K. RSI deeply oversold, MACD pushing positive. Still below both SMAs — bounce inside a downtrend, not a reversal. Watch $62.5K resistance, $57.7K support.
Macro backdrop:
• DXY: 101.42 (+0.22%) — dollar firm, mild headwind
• 10Y Treasury: 4.47% (+2.4%) — yields rising, risk-off pressure
• S&P 500: 7,483 (−0.22%) — soft
• VIX: 16.59 (+0.85%) — complacent but creeping up
😱 BTC Market Sentiment
Funding: 0.0013% (11% annualized) | OI: 35,908 BTC
Fear & Greed: 11 — Extreme Fear | — basement levels. Historically a contrarian bullish signal. Funding slightly positive but modest, market isn’t leveraged long despite the bounce. 7-day trend flatlining at 11-18, no recovery yet.
📰 Today’s Headlines
• Bitcoin opens Q3 in historical red zone — BTC fell in both H1 quarters, only the third time ever
• Citi slashes BTC/ETH forecasts — ETF outflows and stalled US crypto legislation cited
• SEC opens broad ETF rule review — public comment period on next-gen crypto fund structures
🤖 FFT Trader Report - (Foot Gun’s own automated trader powered by in house AI)
4 active strategies • Equity: $920.12 (deployed $930.00) • PnL: −$9.88 (−1.1%)
• fft_daily_longonly (2x) — LONG 0.00062 BTC @ $60,092 | $207.37 | uPnL +$0.20
• fft_momentum_5x (5x) — SHORT 0.00324 BTC @ $59,931 | $202.78 | uPnL −$1.56
• meanrev_daily — FLAT | $209.26 (+0.3%)
• intraday_short_v2 — FLAT | $300.71 (−1.6%)
2 of 4 strategies deployed. System 50% in cash, cautiously positioned around a choppy $60K.
🏠 Bankruptcy & Foreclosure Watch
Foreclosures (ATTOM):
• May: 40,355 filings (−5% MoM, +14% YoY)
• Q1: 118,727 properties (+26% YoY)
• Hotspots: Houston #2, Cape Coral FL +50% MoM
Notable:
• Dish DBS/EchoStar — Ch.11, $8.8B+ backed by creditors. Spectrum sale delay triggered it.
• TPx Communications — Ch.11, $1B+ liabilities
• Sangamo Therapeutics — Gene-editing pioneer, asset sale
Sources: ATTOM | ABI/Epiq
👁️ Watching Tomorrow
• US Initial Jobless Claims (Thu)
• ISM Services PMI (Thu) — consensus ~51
• FOMC minutes release
• BTC options expiry — monthly close Friday
Not financial advice. Trade your own risk.
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